First hour experience… more daunting than ever?

So I created (or “rolled up”, as we ol’ D&D players say) a new SL person (okay, an alt) the other day, for the first time in a long time. As usual I tried out the whole Getting Started thing rather than just flitting out and doing the thing that I made the alt for, just to see what it’s like these days.

I was… somewhat surprised.

As I mentioned in my Third Rezday post, my own First Hour experience, back on the old 2006 Orientation Island with the path and the parrot, was confusing and chaotic, and I loved it for that. But I can understand why less neophilic folks might find it somewhat offputting.

As I mentioned somewhere on the web that I can’t find right now, the First Hour experience of my “for giving business demos” alt, a year or two later, was in pretty much every way worse: it was in that new HUD-based Orientation Island, where the new user was supposed to interact with a confusing and laggy HUD to solve puzzles that didn’t seem to actually work, and which included an urban startup zone notable for having vehicles that very confusingly also didn’t work. I haven’t seen anyone talk about that version of OI lately, so perhaps it was abandoned (although I notice that everyone still has the “Torch!” object in their library, which was some part of the HUD-based thingie).

One of the things that the New Linden Management has stressed over and over has been improving the First Hour Experience, so I thought it would be kinda interesting to see what it’s like now.

But judging from what it’s in fact like now, whoever is supposed to be working on the First Hour Experience seems to have given it up as hopeless.

The first rather offputting thing was that the signup page on the website insisted on having my real first and last names, and my RL gender. I mean, ffs, why does it care what my RL gender is? Obviously I can lie about any or all of that, but the fact that the Lab considers it mandatory information was really distressing. Gathering personal information just for the sake of gathering personal information?

Frankly if I’d never played SL before, that part of the signup page might well have prevented me from ever getting to the First Hour. The place that I most often lose interest in new online products is at an overly-nosy signup page.

So anyway I told it some stuff there, and then I picked a starting look. That part was nice; a decent collection of looks, some of them normal and some odd, and a promise that it’s easy to change once you get inworld. I gave it my email address to send the validation link to, and it did that. Then I fired up a browser, and went inworld for the first time.

I found myself dumped directly into Help Island 361 or whatever, wearing the “girl next door” AV (which was not the look that I’d chosen on the web page), with a nine-panel popup on the screen with the very basic basics (how to walk, how to look), and nothing else of any kind. A couple of other newborns were standing around. One said “Hi”, and I said “Hi”, and after that no one said anything.

Well, okay, that’s not too too bad. There were instructional signs around, slowly rezzing, and interesting-looking things like stores and demo areas in various directions, and not too many people so not too much lag. I walked over to one of the instructional signs that said something like “things to do” or something, and clicked on it, which seemed sensible. That opened a landmark. Landmarks have big obvious “Teleport” buttons on them, so I pushed that.

And my First Hour experience was over, maybe ten minutes after I first rezzed.

I was now off Help Island, on my own, and could not get back. I had had no warning about that, no “Are you sure you want to teleport off of Help Island and into the dangerous outer world?”. An actual newborn would be pretty clueless as to how to get back and investigate any of the interesting freebie stores or demo areas or anything; the blue popup that says “Now that you’ve left Help Island, you can get to places like the Warmouth Infohub by [terse explanation of how to use landmarks]” has no clue how to get back to Help Island itself.

A lucky newborn might have the chat history open, and notice the “teleport completed from” with a link after it, and click on it. I did that. You get a TP failure, and a note that if you want to “return to the tutorial” (what tutorial??) you can go to Help Island Public. I brought up the map and found Help Island Public (which again it seems unlikely your typical newborn would be able to do), and went there.

It was pretty awful.

It had all the same interesting things in the distance as that nice Help Island 247 had had, except that they were all grey, and it was nearly impossible to walk over and explore them, because the place was so packed with AVs that the lag was like thick molasses. No one was saying anything, some people were Away, most people were grey or blurry, some people had very odd tags on.

I did eventually make my way to the Freebie Store. The stuff in it was impressively 2006; in fact I’m pretty sure it had less stuff in it than it did in 2006. The Free Smoke Machine was still there, but instead of the Box of Wings that I remember there was just one pair of black wings and one pair of gold wings. There was the Free Tubular House and the Free Alpine House, both tried and true. But nothing there struck me as having been worked on recently, in any sense.

I wandered around a bit, and clicked on a kiosk with some computer code floating over it, and floaty text saying “Scripts in Second Life”. This brought up a notecard window that said “Loading…” for long enough that I lost patience and hit Discard. (On my original Help Island 249, it might have actually arrived, I dunno.)

So what exactly does M mean by working hard on the First Hour experience? As far as I can tell, what it means in practice is doing nothing at all. This is exactly the same Help Island that was there four years ago, with perhaps somewhat less useful stuff. There is no orientation of any kind, no tutorial (although at least one of the messages thinks that there is). If you accidentally leave, or even crash out of, the friendly newborns-only Help Island that you arrive on, there is still no going back, ever. (Hint to the Lab: how about if a newborn can still get back to the Help island that they first rez onto as long as they are still under a day or two old? How hard would that be?)

Really good new-user experiences are hard to design. However, new-user experiences that are simply not completely clueless are much easier. You get someone’s Mom to come in, you sit her down at the registration screen, and you encourage her to express her thoughts aloud as she goes through the First Hour. Then you fix the most obvious thing that got in her way or confused or annoyed or offput her, and you bring in someone else’s Mom and do it again. And sometimes for variety you bring in a Dad or a Nephew or even an Annoying Geek, and do the same thing.

The one thing that I can’t imagine would result from actually concentrating on the first hour is an experience that’s basically a subset of what I went through on rezzing for the first time back in 2006. I mean… what?

(Now I know that the Lab sometimes does “A/B testing”, where they give different experiences to different customers, so they can compare results. Someone may suggest that my poor new alt just happened to get randomly selected for the “minimal subset of what we had back in 2006” experience. But surely if they were actually focusing on this stuff, that one wouldn’t even be in the test set anymore.)

I tend to roll my eyes at the ubiquitous “what the fleen is the Lab doing??” posts. But really…

What the fleen is the Lab doing?

Art opening Sunday: the Imagine Create No Texture Challenge

Announcement! From Sabrinaa Nightfire:

You are cordially invited to the opening of the Imagine Create No Texture Challenge. The opening is at 1pm SLT on Sunday, February 21, 2010. Erato of Caerleon is hosting this event that features the work of 32 artists whose challenge was to create artwork using no textures. Sculpties, scripts, bumpiness and color were permitted.

Landmark (SLURL)

Music for the opening will be provided by the talented and witty Whirli Placebo. So, come out on Sunday and party with us.

Come out and see the amazing creations these artists submitted. The entries are situated along a path through a jungle created by soror Nishi. The entry to the jungle is by Jedda Zenovka. Below (in no particular order) is a list of participating artists:

soror Nishi
Zhora Maynard
Artfox Daviau
Josina Burgess
Asmita Duranjaya
Dale Innis
Corcosman Voom
FreeWee Ling
Merlino Mayo
Laurel Leavitt
Sledge Roffo
Tegan Jenvieve
Kicca Igaly
Chapl Paisley
Gleman Jun
Miso Susanowa
Maryva Mayo
Physeter Nicholls
Al Lurton
Jess Oranos
Jimmy Debruyere
Misprint Thursday
quadrapop Lane
iTony Pleides
Flicky Exonar
Scarp Godenot
Fuschia Nightfire
Sabrinaa Nightfire
ArtCrash Exonar
Alizarin Goldflake
Daco Monday
Gwen Difference
typote Beck

(Yeah, my name’s up there! :) )

Wahaha

So yeah yeah yeah there is Avatars United, a social networking site which the Lab bought, shortly after a “blog” post in which a brand-new Linden said that he wanted to talk about social networking stuff in theory, not because the Lab was going to do anything in particular no no of course not.

Then a week later the Lab said hey we’re told that some of you funny Residents have noticed that anyone in the world can create an Avatars United page in your name, and that this bothers you. It never occurred to us that this would bother anyone, but since apparently it does we might eventually do something about it. Or not.

But that’s not what I want to be snarky about right now. :)

(So far I’ve registered myself, and Spennix, and two other WoW characters; I mostly have no idea why since it seems awfully pointless, but since it’s an Official LL Property I thought it worth having at least played with.)

What I wanted to be snarky about tonight was this email that I got from the Lab, about whatever this Valentine’s Day contest or hunt or something that they’re having is.

(I don’t much like overproduced marketing email from the Lab, and for that matter I don’t much like the media and commercial outfits pummeling me with hearts and pink things and so on; I am not, for the record, in love with any commercial enterprise, nor do I need their assistance in expression my emotions. Grumble, grumble, snark, whinge.)

So anyway this commercial email from the Lab about their hunt or whatever ended by saying that we should keep up with developments on Facebook or Twitter.

When they just a few days before bought their own social networking site. Which is not, note, Facebook or Twitter.

/me shakes head.

(The comments thread on “blog” posting about the Hunt or whatever itself has quite a bit of related reaction to the fact that to qualify for the Grand Prize you have to actually post something to Facebook, which is problematic because Facebook, well, sort of doesn’t allow virtual identities, and one would have thought that… Well.)