So those of you who have read my profile’s “1st Life” tab, which says that I am a male sort of person, and maybe some others of you also, probably think that when I am being Girl Dale I am being a boy pretending to be a girl.
But I feel that I must here reveal that that is pretense, and actually I am a girl; that is, I am a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.
Ha ha ha, no wait, wait! I was just kidding. Just pulling your leg for a moment. Just pretending.
Because that way, for that one brief shining moment, I was a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.
And how many times in life do you get a chance to be something that complicated?
(Also it is late at night.)